Ronaldo’s hat-trick

It is one thing to be caught soliciting prostitution, but a whole different story as Ronaldo is going through after a story leaked that he solicited the services of 3 transvestites.

One of the he-she prostitutes is accusing Ronaldo of doing cocaine with them and then refusing to pay for the sexual services.

As expected the player has denied the accusation and noted that he abandoned his foursome experiment once he found no trace of vagina on any of the 3 prostitutes.

Yeah right, Ronaldo!

I mean what is the probability even in Vegas to pick up 3 transvestites on the same night, spend some time with them, then take them to a motel without the thought ‘is it just me or does at least ONE of these prostitute look like a DUDE!!” ever crossing your mind?

I am at odds trying to understand why anyone, let alone rich and famous people solicit prostitutes? Isn’t it much cheaper and dignified to stitch together a few lies and get sexual gratification from a willing partner?

Call me old school but I believe sex is best when served free.

Anyway I feel for Ronaldo who apparently has gone into hiding in his mom’s house. The girlfriend, who it turns out, is neither into foursomes nor into transvestites has reportedly dumped him.

Now Ronaldo has to hope that his reputation recovers simultaneously with the knee injury he is rehabbing.

What a story!

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Rules of Engagement

The rules are binding and essential in any successful CFA endeavour.

1. It is a f*ck*ing arrangement and only that. Love and or relationship eager individuals need not apply.
2. Each partner reserves the right to terminate the arrangement without the consent of the other partner.
3. Each partner must have the ability to walk away unhurt and unaffected by the termination of the arrangement.
4. A partner has no right to question the whereabouts, with whom, doing what and related unnecessary questions of the other partner.
5. Each partner should bear the assumption that their CFA has other CFA arrangements; a notion that should never discussed or questioned.
6. …..

Feel free to add to the list citing personal examples, mistakes repeated and lessons learnt

Five sons of two b*tch*S

This was on a national exam for tenth graders in the city of Chimkent, Kazakhstan:

There are two b*tchES with five sons total.

The oldest son is twenty two years old, the youngest is twice the difference in age between the eldest and the second youngest son.

The two b*tchES are not related, they do know each other though — from a late 70’s puff puff and pass orgy.

If you add all the ages of the sons of b*tchES; the result will be twice the age of the older b*tch minus the age of the youngest son.

Without using a calculator, how old is the youngest son of a b*tch?

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Happy Furahi Day & Weekend everyone.

Back to reality; Kenya’s Political Progress

The compromise by Kibaki and Raila on a new cabinet is further proof that our leaders are in it only for themselves and their cronies.

40 Ministers!!!

And each comes with an assistant, a secretariat, not to mention the offices of PM and two deputy PM’s. Seriously, what the fuck does Kenya need a deputy prime minister let alone two??

It is a bitter lesson in the ways the established elite continue shaft it daily to ordinary Kenyans.

To those who were on the streets swearing by their leaders name and willing to sacrifice their lives and even worse the lives of their fellow countrymen for justice; my apologies, political reality beckons.

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Funny some of the search terms that are getting people over to 3N Speaks. I just would like to meet and bitch slap into reality the idiot who thinks that there are fun facts about Malaria!

Elo Disgusto momento:

I am walking down a shopping isle with mamawatoto when a man, middle aged, recent immigrant from South of the Border; walking towards us pulls a stunt that I believe is illegal and punishable by public humiliation in most states.

As he approaches us, unaware that he is in year 2008, Lopez put his right hand on his nose and proceeds to blow his nose with his bare hands, then wipes his fingers on a checkered sweater that he has hanging around his neck. And then he walks right past us and everyone else in the store oblivious to the shock on and disgust on all our faces.

Finally a prayer, that God will see this Tuesday as an unnecessary axis of evil and hurry it away. And in the same breath also take out Wednesday and Thursday and make Friday an international no work day.

Good week, Good people.