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Modern Miracles

November 6, 2007 · 17 Comments

Exhibit A, the shoe:

Exhibit B, women feet:

Now someone please explain how exhibit B goes into exhibit A without injury to self.

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17 responses so far ↓

  • Farmgal // November 6, 2007 at 1:36 am | Reply

    A is big enough – simple ama?

    not so simple, its not big enough

  • aegeus // November 6, 2007 at 1:48 am | Reply

    shall i say verry painfully?

    and then some will wear such high heels on a hot summer day, i know its sexy and all but women should know that men would never subject themselves to such pain

  • aegeus // November 6, 2007 at 1:50 am | Reply

    i shall take it that the sharp V shaped part remains unoccupied?

    farmgal where did you come from? i thought i was first!

    yes aegeus the V part goes to waste. i wonder how many kondoos and ngombes women can help save by wearing normal shaped shoes…

  • ciiku // November 6, 2007 at 6:05 am | Reply

    Us women (and our feet and shoes)can work miracles!!!

    ciiku, but aren’t those miracles too painful to walk in?

  • Kirima // November 6, 2007 at 10:45 am | Reply

    Thats another mystery to add to great female mysteries such as how do you walk in 6 inch heels without stumbling?, how do you breath in a corst?, what can’t you fit into a handbag? And how can you manage to cook, knit watch TV and the baby at the same time. Yaani its all so complex

    lol @ what can’t you fit into a handbag — women world is too complex. they should have seminars for us to understand instead of punishing us for life

  • archer // November 6, 2007 at 1:01 pm | Reply

    Ford Foundation is offering scholarships to fund all manner of research programmes. Apply for one.

    I applied but it was being run by a woman and i said something about her hair and that’s as far as the interview went

  • boyfulan¿ // November 6, 2007 at 2:31 pm | Reply

    i also wonder.but the wise kikuyu man said >>mwendi uthaka dacayaga>>he who loves beauty never..erm…cayagas?gives up?
    even if it cuts off their toes..it has to go in, either way.

    now i have to research what caya means…there are some kyuk words that don’t have an equivalent.

  • pilato // November 6, 2007 at 3:23 pm | Reply

    Good one 3N…This one has buffled me for years..any answers?

    the only answers are held by women and they are refusing to share…

  • gal africana // November 6, 2007 at 3:52 pm | Reply

    its supposed to baffle. duh!?!

  • Mocha! // November 6, 2007 at 4:11 pm | Reply

    Right size…even then its hard coz science and research has proven that most of us have a foot that is bigger than the other.

    no way Mocha, I buy the same shoe size for my left as my right foot. what science research is this?

  • Bomseh // November 6, 2007 at 4:16 pm | Reply

    I have to agree with aegeus. How else?

  • prou // November 7, 2007 at 3:03 pm | Reply

    I have asked the same question and ended up not owning even one similar to exhibit A.

    The pain is not worth it.

    i think women think it’s worth it, they don’t realize that men stare at shoes, clothing etc for 2 secs before getting back to the important stuff….booty, jugga jiggies, ummm….what else…..

  • stwap // November 8, 2007 at 12:35 pm | Reply

    I have always wondered the same…
    women wonders!!!!!!!!!!

  • frankie // November 9, 2007 at 10:59 am | Reply

    the shoes look big enough to me…u men should look more closely
    in any case, u don’t want us to start wearing some masculine shoes, do u?

    frankie, a pencil can’t even go through that tip…but good point, i urge women take the pain and keep looking sexy

  • Klara // November 9, 2007 at 3:29 pm | Reply

    We call it strength of a woman!!!!!!!!!

    quite some strength, men all over are glad that women took this one

  • threetypesofcrazy // November 10, 2007 at 9:31 am | Reply

    I am failing to see the problem here.What is it again? The shoes is supposed to be pink ama orange?!!!!

    What is the miracle, you turned a black shoe into a red shoe?

  • modoathii // November 12, 2007 at 1:00 pm | Reply

    plastacine feet…

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