The rules are binding and essential in any successful CFA endeavour.
- It is a f*ck*ing arrangement and only that. Love and or relationship eager individuals need not apply.
- Each partner reserves the right to terminate the arrangement without the consent of the other partner.
- Each partner must have the ability to walk away unhurt and unaffected by the termination of the arrangement.
- A partner has no right to question the whereabouts, with whom, doing what and related unnecessary questions of the other partner.
- Each partner should bear the assumption that their CFA has other CFA arrangements; a notion that should never discussed or questioned.
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Feel free to add to the list citing personal examples, mistakes repeated and lessons learnt
33 responses so far ↓
Half n Half // April 17, 2008 at 11:35 am |
under no circumstances should the CFA will have my number
bomseh // April 17, 2008 at 12:33 pm |
Each partner should realise that no kids (or diseases) are to come out of this CFA and so rubber must be used.
Zax // April 18, 2008 at 3:37 am |
Everything shall be limited to sex, food and drink. Anything away from this is unconstitutional… like my job, pals and family…
archer // April 18, 2008 at 4:13 am |
CFA must not speak ill of his/her partner after the strokes arrangement comes to an end, considering it was purely sexual & you had every opportunity to walk away from it if said strokage wasn’t up to desired standard.
Nakeel // April 18, 2008 at 4:14 am |
Under no circumstances will we undertake it in my house.
archer // April 18, 2008 at 4:19 am |
Woiyee Naks, why not? So you’ll carry the whip & the fluffy handcuffs in your handbag?
Kirima // April 18, 2008 at 4:47 am |
Looks too good to be true. Where is the bottom line so that we can sign already?
bs // April 18, 2008 at 5:41 am |
Kill the small talk, food and drinks. Its very physical, fungua mlango, do your gymnastics, role plays e.t.c asap and leave(thanks i loved the show)if you have to sleep over, the couch is all yours. Infact, if it were up to me, i would limit the sounds to the necessary. familiarity breeds “love” leading to a “relationship” leading to a nasty mess.
bomseh // April 18, 2008 at 6:07 am |
I wonder where Xs is. And Kip’s makendez too.
udi // April 18, 2008 at 9:26 am |
I dont encourage C.F.A’S. I believe in having an emotional bond with someone before sleeping with them
modoathii // April 18, 2008 at 10:34 am |
the CFA should be ready and prepared for emergency evac….
Kafai // April 19, 2008 at 4:15 am |
lol at Modo!
When the situation calls for it, we do not know each other.
archer // April 19, 2008 at 3:18 pm |
@Udi: …..just like Queen Elizabeth is a virgin?
kip // April 22, 2008 at 1:29 am |
lol .. am taking notes …
Xs // April 22, 2008 at 7:05 am |
LOOOL, am with Udi on this one.
@Kip, yawa, si by now you have a booklet of all ‘notes’ you have taken? Apply lessons learnt already!
candybox // April 22, 2008 at 7:09 am |
-CFA shall not under any circumstances impose their libido on me. If it ain’t mutual today then wait. No explanation needed.
-Under no circumstances shall i acknowledge you as CFA in public. Deal with it.
-I care not to know about you day to day life. Pay a counsellor.
bOMSEH // April 23, 2008 at 5:33 am |
The CFA should know that foreplay is not mandatory, there are no intimate feelings, remember?
Shiroh // April 25, 2008 at 6:45 am |
Waah. Very insightful. P;ease don’t tell me about your sexual conquests when we are not together. Remember its just sex between me and you that matters.
archer // April 25, 2008 at 9:36 pm |
I’m only interested in what we do during the night, so I don’t need to know about your daytime shenanigans.
candybox // April 29, 2008 at 2:57 pm |
Where i am or have been and with whoever is not your business. So stop asking questions.
lulu // April 30, 2008 at 11:31 am |
no comment
majonzi // April 30, 2008 at 1:02 pm |
lol, I hope never to find this CFA in my possession… else, I shall shred it to pieces…
Kei // May 3, 2008 at 11:08 am |
There will be absolutely no selling info on our arrangement to the press or any other willing buyers when I get rich and famous.
No extortion either.
kip // May 6, 2008 at 1:24 pm |
lol ati “the CFA should be identified from afar and never domesticated ” LOL wananchi watukufu got jokes… :p
anonymous // May 8, 2008 at 5:11 pm |
Gosh! You guys, i cannot believe what u grown men and women type over here. I thought pple grow up to be wiser but the oposite here is the truth. God forgive u guys. I can only hope none of u is married because ur a disgrace to ur spouses for real. kenya really needs God.
boyfulan¿ // May 10, 2008 at 7:58 am |
lol! at all the talk here. surely, we all need prayers, but while at it, manze…leave out all the rest. the CFA’s that is..by the way, any willing candidates? ok , female that is
anonymous // May 14, 2008 at 5:31 am |
LMAO, it aint about judging others, its about using ur head to think! Who still sleeps around in this age and time really? Why should pple congregate to lie to each other and at the back of ur minds am sure ur positive that this aint right. Why cant u make this place aplace where pple can exhort each other in positive ways, teach each other good stuff that might help them than talk abt stuff that will ruin their lives. Do u get my point?
kip // May 14, 2008 at 3:45 pm |
hehehe i think this is the post of the 2nd Quater 2008 … heheh who is that who is like ati if they finda CFA in their posession they will shread it to pieces! lol hehe
What is C.F.A – certifed Financial Advisor?
anonymous // May 15, 2008 at 7:42 am |
LMAO, its kinda depressing if u cant see any sense in what am saying. Being young doesnt mean we have to go around sleeping with anything u see i mean wea is our self respect, worth and dignity. Why do we have to throw it to the dogs? Do we have to cover ourselves in shame just because we are young. C’mon! Dont u wanna stand upright walk with your head up knowing that ur valuable and deserve some respect coz thats what u command, i mean, young pple we need to wake up,we need to zinduka as they say and realize that life is just not abt sex and sex, there is more to it, at the end of the day we are all accountable to God, oureselves and even others on how we live our lives. I rest my case!
anonymous // May 17, 2008 at 9:45 pm |
u can not say its not true for everyone, coz guess what, everyone was created by God and a conscience put in each of our hearts.Being promiscous is not good whether single or married. I believe if someone values sex, they would not be promiscous. On the other hand, i just wanna make it known to you that am not trying to condemn no one here or be judgemental, but just promting pple here to think critically abt the issues and the things we air out here.
nzembi // May 31, 2008 at 8:59 am |
Anonymous just SHUT IT!
anonymous // May 31, 2008 at 12:27 pm |
Nzembi, u shut the fuck up coz guess what, u got nothing to say so dont B.S here, clear?
Ocean // June 1, 2009 at 9:05 am |
People,people hold your horses anonymus nzembi and everyone else why are people against people having sex that is somebody’s decision and nobody should be judged by what they do and am happy to say that i love sex extremely much and nobody can tell me other wise.