Does size really matter?

Every day after 10pm, I see ads for Extenze or other ‘male enhancement’ products on TV, turns out several million American dudes are on this drug.

Their pitch “You will see increased size in less than two weeks and your lady friend will love it. Product is shipped in discreet packaging so that your keep your privacy”. And of course your dignity and ego need to be protected too, no one wants their neighbors to know they reach further.

How do you keep it discreet from your girlfriend or wifey. If indeed the product works and she pays attention during bedroom olympics, won’t she feel and or see your extended eerrr….reach?

And what is the female equivalent? Are there products that tighten?

Does size really matter?

What a bi*ch

I recently came across perhaps the worst person I have ever met at the MVA (dept of Motor vehicles). I swear if that lady is someone’s mother, God has an apology to make to their kid.

She was loud, annoying, RUDE and generally bitchy. Not to mention that it was 8am in the morning and she was shouting and dismissing clients left and right with an ice cold tone that reminded me a lot of a certain German ex leader, Adolf.

I don’t understand how such a person goes about their life. Such coldness to fellow human beings is just not necessary.

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Of late I have been spacing quite a bit, which is basically going through the motions of everyday life. Its like when you are driving and you don’t realize you are moving until when you get to where you were going, that sorta thing.

maybe its the heat (global warming) though Nairobians are complaining of cold (so much for GLOBAL warming).

And for the life of me, would someone…anyone just shut up Al Gore. When did Al Gore become the authority on any global warming related matters? What was he doing for 8 full years as the US vice president towards fuel emissions, energy saving plans etc?

I understand he is retired and he is keeping himself busy, but lets not anoint him Mother Theresa of global warming just yet.

boy meets girl

girl is twenty something, boy is knocking on forty

boy falls for girl, gets deep into her

they move in together

boy caters for girl, schools her through college

girl is happy

so is boy

he engages her.

one day another boy calls

late in the night….

boy answers girl’s phone

boy: hello

other boy: can I please speak to girl

boy: and may I ask who is this?

OB: her boyfriend?!

boy: WTF?

OB: and who are you?

boy: her fiancé

OB: hmmmm

turns out girl was cheating

for the previous three years!

girl leaves, chooses other younger boy

away she goes with a blinging ring and many expensive gifts

boy is devastated…

- THE END

sad story indeed, any lessons?

Quickie…

How long should one last?