Dear Santa, Wassup pimp? How is Mrs. Santa, and the whore, whore, whores doing? Hope all is well with you, lazy bastard. I still can’t believe you get away with working 1 day per year. What do you do, fill out 364 vacation days? Lucky bastard. Anyway, every single freaking year since the Eleen Error, [...]
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Well well well….what do we have here? Do I see Tiger on the 19th with his driver out and multiple holes to go? Oh yeah, its Tiger again finishing with a modest 2 over PER. If you are not familiar with PER, it is a common phrase with menfolk that simply means one’s P*ssy Entitlement [...]
Would you like some…. So that will be 2 nuts, a vendi latte with 1% milk and whipped cream?
“I think we are dead. I really do!” THE AMAZING POWER OF WEED!
