Soberness is God’s way of punking us. After a few drinks life is not that harsh!
I am not an advocate of alcohol, but then again I don’t advocate breathing but I do it nonetheless.
If there were no weekends, I would have to quit work to concentrate on drinking during the week.
When a drunk rumbles on senselessly, do not get frustrated at least he is not yet incoherent.
I would feel guilty for drinking but my faith will not let me. After all Jesus wasted no time in declaring liquid without alcohol useless.
What a disappointment it was after attending an AA meeting. I always thought alcoholics went there because of their ability to guess which beer they were drinking from unlabelled anonymous glasses!