A jamaa has kosanad with the chile and in the course of their argument…
Jamaa: yani you want to leave me just like that, sawa sawa si uiishie, I will just find some new pussy elsewhere. Kwani unathani yako ina second floor, ama ni diamond plated?
Chile: ha ha ha ati find new pussy, you are so full of yourself, new pussy my ass….I tell you if you had two more inches of dick you would find some new pussy right here!
Folks that’s Richard Pryor…loosely translated, the best comedian of all time.
Currently in Kenyan news Michuki is almost gone if these claims are true. Apparently he demanded 3 million dollars from the Artur brothers.
He is also the same individual who wanted Gideon Moi to hold his breath longer than someone alive should.
Anyway I hope Kibaki gets rid of Michuki. He is proving to be a cancer and the face of a ‘corrupt’ government.
It is an election year and Kibaki cannot afford to protect him if he wants to make it back to State House in 2009.
What else…the NBA playoffs are starting this weekend. Look for Lakers to upset Suns and Detroit to win it all. As usual I am only betting my pride on this.
Its only 11:30 AM and I can already hear the murmur of a cold Amstelizi dancing in the fridge waiting for one 3n to rescue it. Sitting next to it is a well prepared soco-lime shoto which wouldn’t mind being adopted either.
Signs of an alki in the making….years of therapy will definitely be needed later in life.
Enjoy your weekend everyone.