I had two interesting dreams last night. The second one is a heavy doze so I will save that for Monday.
1st dream, I am in Nai in Dec and somehow am meeting with ODM and Narc-K folks for a Q and A.
So we are going back and forth with Raila – I am asking him about the hummer, he is questioning my credentials, asking who the hell I am and who let me in to this Q & A session.
I start getting irritated and warn Raila that he has to stop disrespecting people or else…just before I finish my warning the mzee reaches for my throat…
He starts chocking me while I return his kindness by raining aheavy dosage of De La Hoya / Mayweather proportions.
Kimunya tries to intervene and loosen Raila’s grip lakini wapi, Raila shoves him aside…the Mzee is still chocking me and am starting to turn blue, he has chocked all energy from me, I am not even punching him anymore
Then out of nowhere Martha Karua comes in to the scene and slaps Raila so hard with her left hand that Raila falls on his back and finally releases the grip
Just then I gurumuka and that’s the end of the first dream. What does it all mean?
Other tidbits – life’s little questions
Can one be accused of killing a sacrificial lamb?
Can a mentally challenged criminal not get off jail with a claim of insanity?
If a man marries an ex hooker, during sex wouldn’t she be thinking, ‘why am I not getting paid for this lousy shit’?
If Adam and Eve were the first two people on earth, then who did their children marry?
Isn’t one’s life expectancy specific to the time they die?
Isn’t Friday the best day of the week?
Happy weekend everyone.
p.s. we are in this