There are only three things I fear in life; midgets, a crying beautiful young lady and last but definitely not least, DEATH.
Unrelated to the above, a wise man once said to me, ‘you do not put all your cash in your wallet, kubaff wewe’, shortly thereafter the wise man handed back my empty wallet and disappeared.
Also unrelated to the above; it is my assumption that at one time in your life each one of you were a child.
And as a child we all know how excited and gleeful we got when we visited a toy shop or pitiad the local kiosk and saw a variety of beautiful eye catching candy lined up and ready for your taste buds.
That same excitement and innate greed for everything at once is what has derailed most grown folks from meaningful lifetime encounters.
And that brings me to the second point.
If you can look straight at a ‘tempted to touch situation’ and feel the urge to abstain, then it can be argued that one has overcome their gleeful uncontrolled desires and opted for…
A more meaningful, special kind of engagement that even the bootiest of all booty cannot derail.
And finally, Rules of Engagement
When such hitchery has occurred, there must be proper protocols set up to avoid future but permanent bitterness and or attempted murder.
Some people really go crazy, it is best to be prepared.
Trust must be the fundamental foundation for any such engagement. Frequent and hotly exchanged physical expression is also must.
My advise, a well drawn and adhered to schedule must be put in place. The bible tells us that faith without practice is dead…or something to that effect.
It is the same exact principle that has to be applied to this kind of engagement. Faith with repeated and uninhibited but gracefully shared…practice.
In conclusion, please remember to tip your bartenders!