to start off, I am still not fully back to jobo – at least mentally. I am drained vibaya but I understand 3 straight days of hanye mpaka 5 in the morning will usually do this.
Second, I am officially opening up bidding for new friends because I tell you if this past weekend is a testament of our bright future as friends, I swear we will all go down together.
Highlights were many – especially from the drinking games, uncoordinated drunken singing, and people blacking out at different times and places.
Only draw back was lack of continuous strokez due to privacy issues.
For most, it was either a weekend of mwenjoyos bila sex but I can bet there are a few daring ones who silently and creatively executed quickies throughout the weekend.
Unless of course someone can explain 1 hour showers with their better half.
Worth telling, consider this:
It’s 2:30 am on Sunday night, last night at the vacation home. We have now kunywad enough over the last two days that even Archer’s formula (2 beers, 1 shot x infinity) has become a redundant joke to our bodies.
We are all bored until one young lady comes up with a suggestion. She says ‘why don’t we get out there and do something, like play hide and seek?
so during the hours of 2:30am till 4:00am 10 mid – to late twenty something revelers were crisscrossing strange backyards and porches each taking their drinks of choice with them as we tapo’ed till the wee hours of the morning.
It was crazy fun I must say, but at least you can see where am coming from when I seek new friends.
Whenever I see a Mexican young lady the first thing I do is glance at her tummy to check if she is pregnant.
Somehow Mexicans in the US have amuad that when it is all said and done, there will be more Mexicans living here than are in Mexico.
Carry out your own research and tell me if for every 5 Mexican women you come across at least 3 of them won’t be expecting. And also notice the 2-5 kids also accompanying the pregnant lady.
Marriage: seems like my friends have now started to marry or get married, which is ok but it goes to show that 3N must be aging.
I even noticed a few (only four so far) white hairs on my head and am only in my mid 20’s. Its cool though, no pressure at all for me.
One can only feel pressure if you are in the early 30’s with a balding partially white haired head and you are single or still subscribing to Sex Bila Jokes.
and why did folks stay away from the sex tag, are kbw’ers that chicken?
Enjoy your week everyone and be productive.