I really need Lebron to do something stupid. He is 22 and about to venture into ‘jordanesque’ fame and that really doesn’t sit well with me and I have my reasons.
One, his team is in the eastern conference which means if he leads his it to the finals every year my PISTONS will have to fold their tails for a long time.
Two, he single handedly manhandled the said pistons. He took them apart like Moses did when he created a highway in the middle of the red sea. They basically bent and took it over and over again from the back.
It’s as if they were waiting for him to decide he has wekad them enough. Stupid, Stupid, Pistons; I am still a fan but with a tortured psyche right now. I need therapy after watching such a disgusting display of pistons basketball.
Three, I am a huge KOBE fan. Yes he might have put it in a Colorado white girl; bought a 4 million dollar ring to apologize to his wife (I think that was the dumbest move by a married man since Adam kulad that apple), Kobe is also a bit arrogant; and refuses to be a hip hop hardcore poster boy that everyone expects him to be. But he in my eyes is the greatest basketball player alive. (not of all time but actively playing, correction by the Don)
And what does Lebron do to Kobe’s resurrecting career and image, he shoves it up in his face and declares it’s Lebron Mania until someone does something totally outrageous on or off the hardwood.
Final reason, Lebron is a nice guy. And this is where I need his help. Lebron if you are reading this – and my bet is you are not – I will need you to do something stupid that will taint your reputation a little. You can go with things like; making it rain like Pac Man Jones, how about some domestic violence accusations, why not even a dog fighting ring like our good friend Michael Vick or the ever popular mysterious gun & a sprinkle of weed in your car?
I don’t care, whatever it is that you need to do, just do it! You don’t know how difficult it is to root against a young scandal free highly talented, ambitious, humble black man. Even the white people haven’t figured this one out….YET – and on that note, good luck Obama!
As for my pistons, someone better get fired or traded. There has to be a logical ending to this disappointment.
For now I will jump on Timmy’s bandwagon. Go Spurs!