Are you listening? I said, A toothless bastard never asks for corn on the cob, always remember that!
Moving on I am still enraged by two unrelated events from this morning. This idiot who must have sucked on something to get his license has the audacity to beep at me coz I took 2 seconds longer to move barely 5 meters and wait 3 minutes for bumper to bumper traffic to give us another 3 meters to cover!
I tell you it is because of peeps like these that we probably don’t have cure for cancer! Follow me, imagine I was a cancer cure researcher and I was having a splendid morning sipping my espresso slowly and jamming to John Mayer while reorganizing theories of how gene therapy can be replaced by DNA manipulation of cancer infected cells.
Then out of nowhere the idiot hoots and disrupts my thinking throwing away a potential cure for cancer. Millions of people could have been saved but the selfish idiot wanted to get to work 4 minutes earlier!
The second early morning offender was an elder (mid 50’s I guess) white female who clearly doesn’t understand why God felt mercy on us and gave us common sense. I have always argued that I would rather you sneer at me than give me a half rehearsed smile and a nod while moving farther away from any possible human contact or engagement.
Jungu’s are notoriously good at this fake smile business. When is it that a meeting was called and people ordered to always smile even if they don’t mean to? I am sure black people were late to that meeting too coz you will seldom see a miiro give an ass fake smile. They keeps it real, jungus never do.
On the Kenyan front, I see Kibaki is getting closer to retaining his well deserved presidency. KANU and ODM are in more problems than a Paris Hilton, Britney Spears & Lindsay Lohan organized ‘5 keys to avoid humiliation’ seminar.
My pity goes out to those politicians who bought into Raila’s dream of becoming Kenya’s president, seriously OUCH!
Completely off topic but necessary, I am starting to strongly believe that there is life on another planet. It is quite selfish and snobbish of us to imagine that out of 400 billion galaxies there is not one planet that has life.
Can you imagine if aliens were already living with us and we weren’t aware? Instead of those weird looking creatures we see on movies they were indeed human like us? Like they have nicknamed their car Helen and have a blog with a mono private eye…? mwanamishale, care to verify you are human?
Anyway let me save you the mystery, I am 100% human. I bleed red blood, I like Amstelizi’s escorted by a shoto of soco-lime, and I have been a long term fan of a warm moist safe haven we earth-links like to call vagina.
Enjoy your weekend peoples!