In the words of Kenya’s president…”Let there be competition, and may the best East African women win.”
Kibaki’s comment came in response to a group of Kenyan women expressing fear ahead of the formation of the East African Community that Ugandan women were bound to steal away Kenyan Men. Story iko hapa.
And I tell you my dear Kenyan women, Fear you should! Not only have we started accepting applications from Kampala and Dar, there is also a little country known as Rwanda and we have already sent our best scouts to give us the ratios of Waru to Chips to French Fry.
Kenyan women should by now be digging potholes and placing authentic Mungiki members along – the about to be busy – Nairobi/Kigali highway. Maendeleo Ya Wanawake propaganda machine should already be in high gear. And I fear that this time it will take more than a trip to Beijing to dissuade us. Oh, and can you please, please improve your website, our spies have been complaining!
I would not like anyone to ever quote me on this, but I hear that a night with a Kigali beauty is the equivalent of 2-4 nights with some of our very talented. Watch this space in the coming months for confirmation on the above rumor.
Anyway good luck to all women. We promise to discriminate on good looks, sense of humor, generosity, financial ability and O.S.P level.
P.S. To all men we are organizing a 1 week seminar on ‘Exploring New Territory’ at the Hotel Des Mille Collines, Kigali. Contact any of the organizing members JM, Kirima or Modo. For those attending please bring your Overall Sexual Performance evaluation (k)IT.