Notes from the weekend:
Ghanaians can throw a good party. Food, free drinks, great venue, etc. Meanwhile Kenyans can really, really, drink. At this rate it will not be long before we are infamously refered to as a Drinking Nation.
You know how if wezis come to your house and someone screams and then the neighbors pick it up to alert the whole village? Well jm proved over the weekend that he could be a valuable screaming neigbor. I will skip a lot of the details for his privates, I mean privacy. It was a drunken moment, she was pinching hard and holding and he was wailing at the top of his lungs. It will take a few days before he can resume normal duties…lol.
It’s finally here, my friends wedding of which I will be in line up is on Sato. I can’t say I am excited, not really a ceremony person but I am excited for him and the wife to be. If I get married (and trust me it’s a long shot) I think I will try to get my wife to accept us doing a casual wedding. Like on the beach and everyone is dressed in beach wear and the bridal party dons on white, no dress clothes…like a hippie wedding with a touch of Kenyan and no weed.
Ok maybe a little ganja to ease the tension…we will see.
Stories za bachelor party. What are the rules here, can someone touch but not indulge? What if say you are the bachelor and you are receiving an all-nude lap dance and then the lap dance agent brings her pinky to your face; are you supposed to look away or honor the mandated universal men code & taste her goodies? Isn’t there an understanding that someone is allowed to cheat for 1 last time during their bachelor’s party before getting hitched, ama it’s my own malicious rumor?
Anyway I don’t know about all that, haven’t been a financee yet, but I will tell you this much, if my wife says its okay as long as she gets to do the same thing, forget the whole cheating bachelor party agenda. Nothing could possibly be more upsetting than the thought of another man previewing your wife right before your wedding.
Think about this if you were stopped at night in Nai just after jumping a fence, holding a plastic bag and shouting at your friend, not to mention you have a lit cigarrete and just threw the empty packet of gaffs on the ground; how much would you need to bribe a city kanjo officer to avoid a night at central?
Why hasn’t ODM promised that Nairobi will be warmer and tremors will not pass the Kenya / TZ boundaries once they are elected to the posts of president (1), prime minister (1), deputy prime ministers (2), vice presidents (2) ,assistant vice presidents (4) deputy prime minsters (4)…do we have all the presidential aspirants covered yet, No?…. in that case one final position, general deputy pm/vp (2)?
Will you do me a favor and have yourself a warm and non flooded week? Keep the faith people.