Thank God I will die in the next 100 years!

“in the nearer future, humans will evolve in 1,000 years into giants between 6ft and 7ft tall, he predicts, while life-spans will have extended to 120 years, Dr Curry claims.

Physical appearance, driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility, will improve, he says, while men will exhibit symmetrical facial features, look athletic, and have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises.

Women, on the other hand, will develop lighter, smooth, hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, and even features, he adds. Racial differences will be ironed out by interbreeding, producing a uniform race of coffee-coloured people.

Spoiled by gadgets designed to meet their every need, they could come to resemble domesticated animals.”

The above is a prediction by a sane scientist and you can read more here.

Positives on this future of Dr. Curry:

Dudes – look athletic, squarer jaws & HUGE penises.

Duddettes – hairless skin (mpaka pare pare), pert breasts etc…

nice perky pert breasts…sounds nice don’t they?

Negatives:

“Coffee-coloured people” Yani no more discrimination on the basis of color? How am I supposed to beat the system if I am not a minority? What will happen to affirmative action, welfare, newports, liquor stores, Olympics, cool aid and hip hop?

Speaking of coffee-colored people; If I am Obama I am waiting till 3008 to run for the white house.

And then Dr. Curry says humans will “resemble domesticated animals”. And I agree because there is empirical evidence supporting this.

Once in a while you will see a ‘white colored person’ walking around in the mall with a long rope and at the end of it will be a little white baby tied to said rope. It’s like a dog chain only it’s a human at the end? Sad really…

I would have never forgiven my mama.

And then it gets worse….

“Dr Curry warns, in 10,000 years time humans may have paid a genetic price for relying on technology”

Apparently humans would split into two species. Some of the coffee looking peeps will belong to a TomCruiseNicoleKidman ultra species and the rest of humanity would be more towards a DannyDevito species aka bridge to pigdom.

It sure does feel good to know all of us will be dead before this happens?

I am telling you death at 92 has never sounded better!

Anyway stay alive people and enjoy your weekend.

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7 thoughts on “Thank God I will die in the next 100 years!

  1. That is food for thought, with all the blending going on we might just end up looking all the same now if we throw in cloning and designer babies in the mix every chick will look like Halle Berry.

  2. Very interesting blog..Just the other day i went to the state fair and i saw a couple of parents who had tied their kiddos with a rope like dogs..I was like WTF? Catch me dead doing that with my son..As for the technology issue..i agree..i am so hooked to my laptop..just last week, my old one fried and i felt like i was missing out on something..cant quite explain..and yes, i have a new one already..Nywhoo, nice weekend.

  3. Affirmative action will probably still exist seeing as women will not turn into men… 🙂
    As for that quip on the olympics,i’m almost pissing my pants laughing.

  4. Sii Kirima that’s why I like you………..atii all women will look like Halle Berry!!!!Starting when exactly?

    3N death at 92…………….no I am not allowing gravity to win like that.

    aaish, kwani how long do you want to live? Ama its 3 lifetimes for each of the crazies?

  5. Gives true meaning to the beautful ones are yet to be born see :-

    would that mean that the ugly ones just died?

    Dudes – look athletic, squarer jaws & HUGE penises.
    Duddettes – hairless skin (mpaka pare pare), pert breasts etc…
    All the same i will pass seeing that i will be too old or i could get a gashungwa like this to reduce the old age LMAO.

  6. Eish ati a kid on a leash? Thats mean! straight up!

    Am resisting the urge of commenting about ‘nice perky pert breasts….’ LOL

    just give in to the temptation

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