President Raila & Kaz

Due to a certain possible eventuality, I am starting an internal process of practicing such terms as “President Raila” or “Kenya’s Prime Minister, H. E. Raila Odinga”.

I will definitely need to seek therapy for at least six sessions immediately after Jan 1^st if Ida Odinga gets to choose the State House curtains come January 08.

And its not like I have anything against Raila personally, nothing at all, it’s just that minor issue of him being Kenya’s president and me thinking it’s a bad idea. Other than that Raila seems like a good mzee and I wish him the best. Just not with the presidency.

Anyway let me not bore you to sleep with siasa plus there are more pressing issues on my mind as I try to skip a ‘pee & shit’ post as Mocha predicted.

Have you heard of Kaz’s nude pics expose starring Kenyan celeb Kaz and some nude photos? Apparently the poor gal allowed a dude to take nude photos of her and cannot believe how the dude would be so inconsiderate and morally corrupt to forward those pics of her online?

I almost feel bad for her — poor child, it saddens me anyone would do this .

Anyway since the pics are already in rotation there is no need to cry about it, instead let’s examine a few things on this, shall we?

To start with, I had only read of this Kaz celeb on pulse so she should actually give thanks to the pic forwarder for elevating her celeb status. I can now finally put a naked body to her name.

And even assuming it’s her on the photos; why should she feel embarrassed and or ashamed? She seems like a nice person and according to my brief observation of her, she has the right characteristics of a girl who would look good naked {Aco et al, please forward the alleged pics to my inbox, it is my journalistic duty to verify this story}.

Anyway, what Kaz should do is turn this against the bastard dude who took and forwarded the pics. She should start a charity and donate all proceeds. Maybe do a sequel photo session this time with a 15 min video to empower other young ladies who may want to pose naked but are held back by the fear of their naked pics finding their way to 3N or Xs inbox.

Set an example to the young ones, start a movement, do something…anything but DO NOT let the bastard win.

And I hope this doesn’t come as a surprise to you ladies but turns out guys can’t wait to forward naked pics of chilez to their pals…

So before engaging in a zero article of clothing photo session, please beware of the photo taker’s intention. You might trust them at that particular moment but keep in mind divorce rate is at 50% and most relationship end before getting to the marriage phase.

And should worst comes to worst after you have posed for such photos and one day you receive an email forward with the subject line ‘Naked Kenyan Chic’; open the email cautiously with your fingers crossed and hope for the best.

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