I have seen things
Major shit like Britney’s Umbrella attack on a car windshield looking like every part like the iconic poster child for white trash turned rich turned weird and pathetic.
Or Alicia Keys in tight gear shooting down bad guys (Smoking Aces) and looking every part like the sexy mama that she is – but that is neither here nor there…
Have you ever found yourself repenting on behalf of another sinner while you watch cautiously as he/she/they continue to sin?
If you haven’t then please clear your schedule on a Wednesday night and plan on staying late for the midnight show at….
I always thought I had seen enough not to be shocked, I could not have been more wrong.
A few minutes into the aforementioned Midnight Show all I could do was shake my head, alert my soul that there was nothing to be recorded here and start praying.
“Are they fucking serious; or just fucking seriously…what in the world world is this?”…I posed the rhetorical question to no one.
Not to mention I was still recovering from an earlier episode of a jamaa shamelessly getting a BJ from one of the many strippers right in front of other patrons.
I had looked away from the BJ spectacle only for a person in my crew shockingly asking….”did that guy….or are did the waiter just spill a pina colada drink?”
Disgusting as it sounds but true — spoof — right in front of everyone, four meters away from our table at most!
Liddos, my friends Liddos!
I do intend to one day share an easy Sunday afternoon with the likes of Mother Theresa and Mahtma Ghandhi huko juu mbinguni thus I have imposed on myself a Liddos Lifetime ban.
Ukiniona huko tena just jua I have been dragged and drugged.
Is it illegal to tip strippers in Kenya? It seemed to me that patrons were a bit hesitant with the tipping but surprisingly the entertainers kept doing their thing…
Beats me really, why would anyone strip with no tips? Are they on salary, medical insurance, retirement plans?