White Girls against Obama

In every major erection there are sore winners and sorry losers.

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Until recently the black man in America has not had gourmet picks from the world of white girls, instead he has been restricted to a specific genre of white chics.

If you are unfamiliar with the genre I speak of; take sometime in your life and travel to the great US Midwest. Once there, visit any predominantly white night club and observe how American brothas and their African counterparts are drawn to large white chics like Somali pirates are drawn to vessels.

It is a phenomenon that anyone who has lived in a US college town will attest to.

The phenomenon is obviously looked down upon by sistas and for good reason. Sistas see it as a blow to their integrity that a brotha would leave a booty-full, intelligent, God fearing and respectful black lady and opt for a white chic. Sistas will quickly brandish such a brotha with ‘sellout’ or ‘not strong enough to handle a black woman’ label.

I simply see it as a case of easy access to the surest p*ssy that can manifest itself into an irreversible addiction if it goes unchecked.

The Obama Dilemma and how it affects the plight of fat white chics:

A euphoric hope is in the air and white chics are welcuming it with open arms, letting the waves of ecstatic pleasures bring change and looong awaited hope to their sexual lives. It is truly a new dawn in interracial sexual relations.

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I am glad that Obama won and I cannot congratulate and thank him enough for giving DC the most anticipated inauguration, related parties and drunkenness in presidential history.

The festivities will be so grand that the DC mayor and council have agreed to extend drinking hours to 24/7 during the entire period. Do not quote me on this, but I believe weed and prostitution will also be legal in DC, Virginia and Maryland metro area during that period.

For good measure though, check with your county official prior to getting drunk, getting high and paying for a Ronaldo caliber prostitute and serving time in the slammer for most of Obama’s first administration.

Moving on…

Pundits have been drooling and raving over every move by Obama, analyzing the shit out of Hillary Clinton’s role as Secretary of State and wondering out loud how Bill Clinton can stay so close to the White House with so much free time and not stain another dress.

What the pundits are missing to point out is the negative impact Obama’s success is having on fat white chics. Because of Obama, brothas are getting love from all kind of white chics including the hip ‘I could really use a meal’ kind that usually just have ‘a black friend’‘.

We are talking here of Café lattes, Chihuahua in a Dolce bag type of chics. The same chics whose collection of novels just got diversified with Obama’s ‘The Audacity of Hope’ and 3N’s soon to be released ‘How to woo an Ivy League Black Man for Dummies & Blondes’.

Those are the girls who are now dipping into the once reserved for fat white girls pool of dark knights in shining armor wielding long weapons of mass destruction. Those Obama girls are ruining a system that has not been perfect but has worked well for white fat chics.

Someone needs to urge the Obama-Biden administration not to ignore the plight of the white fat chics. We need to come together and work towards an America where every girl, white or black, large and small, get their fair share of brotha love.

President Barack Obama

My congratulations to H.E. Barack Obama, the 44th U.S. President and the first African American president of the United States.

A tough Presidency and time for America lies ahead, keep your campaign promises and bring a new era of governance and prosperity in America.

Palin does Washington

I have been meaning to blog on various ongoing interesting topics but and never getting to it. Instead I keep on piling up on ‘i have to blog about this’ archive that I hardly ever remember.

The one story though that has stuck (besides hurricane IKE devastation and the ongoing fire sale on Wall Street) is the US Presidential race, America’s defining moment.

And hence Palin does Washington…of course not literally, at least not yet!

Americas Sweetheart, Obamas Nightmare!
America's Sweetheart, Obama's Nightmare!

Anyway besides Palin, there are several reasons the Democratic Party might lose in this year’s presidential election. And giving credit where its due, that was a gutsy call by old and wise McCain who shocked everyone and tapped Hot Alaskan Governor Palin as the VP, so far the risk is paying off for McCain.

I just don’t know how settled anyone can be to know that Ms. Palin could be the US President in case anything was to happen to John. Would she be ready?

Perhaps the most important factor that will have Obama working on another memoir instead of scheduling meetings with the Chavez’s of this world, is his party’s continued lack of the Testicular Fortitude needed to counter the Republican political machinery.

Observing the electoral process in US Presidential elections it seems to me that the democratic party is always being out hustled and out muscled.

Case in point, in 2000 and 2004, Al Gore and John Kerry respectively chocked to the drumbeats and chest thumping of George ‘I can’t believe I am President’, Walker Bush and the Karl Rove beat down.

My unsolicited advise to Senator Obama is to look deep into his campaign strategy and find how hope and change can turn into political counter Jabs to swing back at the Republicans. Because if for a moment Obama and his supporters think they have seen the worst of dirty politics from Republicans….well they will have another 4 years to hope for change.

**In other Unrelated News**
  • Please do not ask your mother what DSL means – instead google Angelina Jolie DSL, SMH
  • And in Chelsea News, the table shows Chelsea at the top. Liverpool will self destruct as usual and ManU is doing its best impression of an early foundation for failure.

Last but not least, a short story about a Playa by Birth not by training:

This guy dumped his girlfriend on Valentines day and gave flowers and gifts to a new girl the same day! Not to mention that this was in standard 8!

True Story.

Good week, good people.

Obama to marry Hillary

I figure since Hillary really wants to be under him, it would only be right if Obama whose ancestors boast to own the greatest Omena (fish) recipe, goes ahead and asks Bill for Hillary’s hand?

“I like your hair Hillary”….”thank you Barrack, how is your water?” {OMG, OMG he noticed my hair, I hope I wasn’t over the top with water question..OMG!}

And you know Bill, he will probably not mind an Obama & Hillary union.

He already moved on after Hillary became all needy, presidential and honestly a tad bit bitchy if you ask me. In fact Bill is being rumored to be occupied with this actress (the actress is a known lesbian – HI 5 Bill, happy time).

And there is little evidence to suggest that Bill was ever fully into Hillary in the first place. Remember Lewinsky and a certain cigar? Now that’s how you serve a nation!

You might wonder how Michele Obama fits into all this, well, Obama only needs to look at his fatherland Kenya for a solution. His cousin Raila PM Odinga agreed to a Coalition with Kibaki, Lucy, Ida and the Kalonzo’s for the sake of Kenya and Obama should follow suit and choose Hillary for the sake of America.

It will be a difficult task at first (especially the convincing Michelle it is for the Country part) and Koffi Annan might have to clear his schedule for a month but in the end it will be worth it.

It would be a perfect 1 President and two 1st ladies white house. Cat fights will be pay per view on Wednesday nights with all proceeds going to benefit the MBWF (Men for Bisexual Women Foundation). Founding member, non other than Bill Clinton.

Anyway congrats to Obama and Grandpa John McCain, now the tough battle begins. I put the odds at 52-48 in favor of Obama winning but he better be careful and ready.

The Republican political machinery did get George ‘hey, I am lost’ Bush elected…TWICE!